On Tuesday, I had a banner day for exercise, except not for exercise attire. However, it didn’t start out as a banner day for exercise:
First, I turned off my alarm.
Then, I turned off my second alarm. (Yes, I set a backup alarm…)
Then, I woke up when my kids woke up, which meant my gig as an all-you-can-eat waitress in the restaurant that is my kitchen begins. Believe me, I know what it’s like to be a restaurant at all all-you-can-eat place, I was one in the 90’s at the old Chesapeake Bay Seafood House. It wasn’t a buffet. And it was not an easy job. My mornings at home seem just like that, except my customers don’t tip.
So I got ready for work, and off to work I went.
I usually take a Pilates class in my building on Fridays, but had missed it the previous Friday. So I thought: “I’ll go to the Tuesday class today as a makeup!”, and brought my Pilates clothes. But I discovered that the Tuesday class wasn’t happening that day.
Sigh, how will I fit in exercise today? My almost-4yo is a nightmare at bedtime, and it has been unreliable to get my workout in after he’s asleep. So a few clicks of the mouse later, and I was signed up for a noon barre class at Barre3. I had one more class on my newbie package of 3 classes, and had really loved the workout. It’s a great all-over strength workout, and unlike any of the other training I’m doing.
I walked over to the class, trying to go for a brisk walk to get a little cardio warmup, and my first Fitness Fashion Faux Pas of the day presented itself to me:
F.F.F.P. #1: You are not in good walking shoes.
I was wearing sandals with a bit of elevation, and they had this little pattern up and down the edge. Now I have blisters in the shape of said pattern. I was also wearing a skirt, which didn’t leave me with room for a decent stride to walk to class. So it took a bit longer, and caused a lot more pain, than it should have.
Toss off sandals (sigh of relief!), get a spot in class. Wait, I just have Pilates clothes with me! Barre class is NOT Pilates.
F.F.F.P. #2: You are not in good workout clothes.
Two things went wrong here, and they were inter-related. My cotton shirt wasn’t conducive to sweating. And I was just in my regular undergarments. So add up 1+1 and this = a completely soaked bra. Changing back into my work clothes was just delightful. I hope I didn’t smell for my afternoon staff meeting.
I walked back to my office (I’ll admit it was more like a limp back to my office with all the blister action) and finished out the work day. Commuted home, fed all the kids, put kids to bed. And as I mentioned, my son is having a pretty rough time at bedtime these days. My husband and I decided to trade and he suggested that I just leave the house since K. does better for him.
Off to the pool! But wait — my lap-swimming clothes are in the room where he’s trying to go to sleep! I found an old tankini, a spare set of goggles, and a semi-clean pool towel and went to the neighborhood pool to do my laps. No swim cap.
F.F.F.P. #3: You are not in good swimming attire.
Tankini: not appropriate for swimming laps! I was basically tugging at my free-floating top half the time.
Spare goggles: Fogging up so I couldn’t see most of the time.
No swim cap: Disaster! I had hair in my mouth as I tried to breathe.
The pool was crowded, the lap lane was full, so I carved out some space next to the lap lane and I swam some laps. Some kids decided to do races in the same area of the pool, which I thought was fab for them, but it made it hard for me to do laps without stopping 6 times each direction. Sometimes I got a simulated open water swim experience as they kicked up a storm, so I decided to embrace it. I wholeheartedly encourage kids swimming races at the pool for fun, and I wasn’t doing serious training that night.
I practiced sighting and breathing on the left side, which was really hard for me. The lifeguard blew the whistle for adult swim at 8:45, and I was able to get more consistency. I ended up getting in an 800-meter swim and went home.
It was a Fitness Fashion Faux Pas kind of day. But hey, I got in tons of exercise!
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